PEOPLE OF EARTH!
As we all know, good communication is the root of a truly reciprocal relationship. So with one party down, we’re now counting on that most universal of languages to bridge the divide between our two worlds: Mathematics!
Join us for a night full of frisky formulae and booty-shaking binomials. This ain’t your average party. Cos we’ve coordinated a superset of mathemagical activities calculated to prime you for a night with no equal! All galactic creatures are welcome!
*** FULL DJ LINEUP COMING SOON!!! ***
Warp Speed: $10
Impulse Speed: $15
Thrusters (Door): $20
WHAT TO WEAR:
We encourage all guests to “dress as fabulously as you feel.”
Anything goes, if it helps you feel like your best you. But we do LOVE a good costume, so your most glittery, intergalactic outfits are always welcome! And for those who really want to get in on the theme, we have a number of suggestions to help differentiate you from the crowd:
Sultry Statisticians; Cosmic Calculators; Memorable Mathematicians; Platonic Solids; Dancin’ Dice; Rubik’s Cubes; Naughty Nerds; Numberwang; Professor Calculus; Radius of the lost Arc; Pi Hard; Factor the Future, Costumed twosomes, threesomes, or moresomes… or simply throw on acute top or your sparkliest alge-bra!
— The bYoutie Bar, to help bring out your most fabulous you
— The Insecurity Guard(ian)s (of the Galaxy) to help you shed those pesky insecurities
— The return of our Interplanetary ID GIF Station, to document your silliest antics
— And more to come…