40 YEARS OF DYLAN — A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
Dearest of friends. You may have been aware
of a notable absence in your life over the past
12 months — a distinct Dylan-shaped hole in
the place where you keep your feelings. This
was not some kind of mistake or illusion; that
dark void you were experiencing was very real,
caused by the fact that Dylan has been gone —
literally on the other side of the planet in
Singapore. Getting up to various deeds. And
Well fret not — I am pleased to say that your long
dark journey into the night of the soul is over. I
have returned! And just in time to celebrate
another disturbing milestone: I AM TURNING
In commemoration of this tragic milestone (and
in the hopes of seeing all your beautiful faces
again), I am throwing a party at the legion hall.
I've got a bunch of fun activities lined up for
when you get bored of talking to me.
BULLSHIT TEDx TALKS
Hagi on «All Dogs Are Boys. All Cats Are Girls»
*Nat Van Dine
Freeman on TBA
on something spicy
*Bonus Game: One of the presenters is pregnant. Can you guess which one?
STOCK PHOTO CLICHE BOOTH
You've seen «Women Laughing Alone With Salad»
and «People Resisting Delicious Cakes And Pies».
Well, now is your chance to be part of your very
own stock photo cliche. We will be setting up a
photo booth for you to join the ranks of «Hackers
Wearing Ski Masks» and «Business People Using
Megaphones. THIS YEAR'S THEME: „PEOPLE
LOOKING SHOCKED IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS“.
FEELYAT! With Your Host Laura Tobin
Back by popular demand is FEELYAT! — the hit
Dutch gameshow introduced to the world by Kids
in the Hall. Your host on this incredible journey into
the limits of human haptic capabilities is the
charming and talented host Laura. Have fun — but
have your wits about you, lest you get saddled with
the red bucket!
A LIVE GAME OF „GUESS WHO?“
Everyone's favourite guessing game — but with
live people instead of the cartoons from the tabletop
board game. I've threatened to do this so many times
and it's always gone off the rails. So this year I've
signed up to one of those websites that makes you
give money to a charity if you if you don't live up to
your promises. (BTW: my charity of choice is AIDSWalk Toronto)
DJS ONLY PLAYING COVER SONGS
My favourite DJs from Fourth Friday Fuckabout
are playing a bunch of songs.
I've asked them to only play covers — which sounds
super difficult, but they didn't bat an eyelash so
WOW. Lemme know if **you** would like to join in the fun!